he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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