he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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