hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sorry about my life...
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