i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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