absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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