Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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