just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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