btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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