dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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