She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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