No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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