We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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