the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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