Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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