Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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