Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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