69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
