found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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