careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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