I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
