Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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