just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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