Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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