Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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