I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I've blown a few things in my day
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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