everyone is single if you try hard enough
and she was petting her beer can
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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