She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Randomize
