The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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