let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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