I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pants 0. Shit 1.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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