Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
