hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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