someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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