if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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