if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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