I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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