Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Dicks are not precious.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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