dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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