Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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