3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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