Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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