dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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