Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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