yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My vagina just clenched in fear
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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