im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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