his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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