paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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