im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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