and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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