So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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