wanna go halves on a baby?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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