where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
What did we do last night that was yellow?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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