new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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