I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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