C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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